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Burying the Lead:

The headline on this BBC News story is "Chinese man buys MiG through eBay".

Buried deeper in the story is this: "'I don't know if this jet plane is a banned item,' Mr Zhang said, adding that one Chinese company had bought a retired Soviet aircraft carrier to convert into a theme park."