"We're always exploring and utilizing new ways to leverage our creative content and build upon the equity of our franchises." - said some forgettable, buzzword-using Disney suit.

Disneyland parade float swerves out of control, injuring four.

Went to the Jantzen Beach shopping mall yesterday, in the hopes that there would be a display about the old Jantzen Beach Amusement Park (1928 - 1970). No such luck -- if the display was there, I sure didn't see it. The best exhibit of Jantzen photographs I've seen is on the walls of the nearby McDonald's, of all places. I bought some jeans, ate an overpriced gyro, watched the carousel for a bit, and then encountered the smallest roller-coaster motion simulator ride I've ever seen:



Sadly, I'm too big to ride it.