Saturday, November 29

 
From the Los Angeles Times:

"Orange County tax officials revealed Tuesday that the value of Disneyland Resort had been significantly overestimated over a four-year period, resulting in a tax-refund windfall of several million dollars for the amusement park.

"The errors, totaling more than $1.2 billion in over-assessments, occurred during a spate of construction from 1994 to 1997 during which, for example, a ride being dismantled was confused with one being built."


 
84% of the reviews for The Haunted Mansion movie are rotten. And here is mine.

 
The Theme Park Critic doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're", or "their" and "they're". Ha ha.

 
I can't decide which quote is better from this article, so I'll let you decide.

" 'If we thought that a roller coaster would help us tell the story of Lincoln's life, we'd build one.' "

...or...

"The seats will make audience members feel as if they are experiencing a rattlesnake bite on their butts..."



 
The 13th Ride.

 
More Toad Than Toad


I have mentioned the ongoing project to recreate Adventure Thru Inner Space in computer graphics. Now I am thrilled to announce that someone else has taken it upon himself to recreate Walt Disney World's Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in CGI.

Wednesday, November 26

 
Here is someone who has it much worse than I.

 
Nude, Descending, a Roller Coaster



"Eve is a mixture of a graceful wooden rollercoaster intertwined with the exaggerated curves of a female figure... Although Eve's proportions are large, she would represent a five foot- six inch woman resting on her elbows with her legs crossed."

(Bonus points for Trevor for pointing out the Wee Woody...)

Tuesday, November 25

 
More on Neverland Ranch - here is a translated German page giving you a little "his-tory" on the fabled place....

Monday, November 24

 
In the spirit of the day.... enjoy these - I don't think anyone will be attending this "theme" park any time soon!




"The Neverland Ranch is located at 5225 Figueroa Mountain Road, Los Olivos, California 93441. From the LA Airport, it is a 138 mile drive. Take I-105 East, then take I-405 North for 17 miles, then take the US-101 exit for 0.9 mile, then merge on US-101 and go 81.9 miles, then take the C Real/Calle Real exit 0.2 mile, continue on C Real/Calle Real 0.3 mile, turn right on CA-154 and go 29.2 miles, turn right on Figueroa Mountain Road and go 5.2 miles. You're at Neverland!"



 
"The latest film version of J.M. Barrie's original 1904 play Peter Pan was directed by an Australian, P. J. Hogan, and filmed mostly in Queensland. It is being released to coincide with the 100th anniversary of the play's first performance, and has the full backing of Great Ormond Street Hospital, the play's legal owner. Walt Disney has pulled out of the new $140 million version after refusing to give a share of its profits to the children's hospital in London. The disclosure of Disney's departure over a merchandising dispute with its fellow producers comes just weeks before the film's release. Disney believed it should be exempt from making any payment to the hospital from the sale of spin-off books, board games, soft toys and computer games, which are expected to generate tens of millions of dollars in their own right. "

And it gets worse, just read the article. Happy Birthday Mickey Mouse!

(POSTED BY TREVOR BLAKE, ACTUALLY...)

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